The Conversation22:42 Jun 16 2010
Times Read: 725
Michael…”No one’s reading us anymore Mr. Tu…why not?”
Mr. Tu…”Oh Michael…there is a million reasons why.”
Michael…”Doh doh don’t they…*sobs*…like us anymore?”
Mr. Tu…”They are taking our most excellent psychosis for granted Michael…and STOP that blubbering!”
Michael…”Buh buh but I liked telling them abow bow bout our life.”
Mr. Tu…”They do not believe us Michael…they think we are telling tales.”
Michael…”…*eyes wide*…They think we are lying Mr. Tu?!”
Mr. Tu…”Yes Michael…they think we are lying.”
Michael…”BUT WE DON’T LIE MR. TU!”
Mr. Tu…”No Michael…we do not lie…the truth is so much more fun and Michael…most never lived their lives under the thumb of the insane…they do not understand.”
Michael…”I guess things were pretty nuts huh Mr. Tu?”
Mr. Tu…”Yes they were…but…it did bring you and I together…yes?”
Michael…”FUCKIN’ A RIGHT MR. TU…YOU’RE COOL!”
Michael…”Mr. Tu?”
Mr. Tu…”Yes Michael?”
Michael…”Which one of us is real?”
Mr. Tu…”Well that is a very good question my lad…I think we both…are real.”
Michael…”BOTH?!”
Mr. Tu…”Of course you little retard…are we not speaking together right now?!”
Michael…”…*ponders*…that’s a good point Mr. Tu.”
Michael…”Mr. Tu?
Mr. Tu…”Yes Michael?”
Michael…”Are we going to keep writing in our journal?”
Mr. Tu…”Of course we are…after all…it is OUR journal…our life needs documented Michael…whether read or not.”
Michael…”Yeah…it is OUR journal…but if they don’t believe us now they really won’t believe the real whacked shit!”
Mr. Tu…”What have I told you about talking like a black man Michael?!”
Michael…”Sorry Mr. Tu…*looks down*…”
Mr. Tu…”There is one thing you must always…always keep in mind Michael.”
Michael…”What’s that Mr. Tu?”
Mr. Tu…”Well…in words you can understand…fuck ‘em.”
Michael…”Ahhhh HA HA haaaa…YEAH…FUCK ‘EM!”
Michael…”I love you Mr. Tu.”
Mr. Tu…”I love you as well Michael.”
Michael…”Can we look at the bra part of the JC Penny catalog now?”
Mr. Tu…”Yes Michael…run fetch the catalog.”
Michael…”…*runs*…”
COMMENTS
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borked
00:31 Jun 17 2010
LOL Who gets to do the binge wanking over the bra models?
Saetan
00:59 Jun 17 2010
Mr. Tu, hilarious as ever. I do enjoy your journal ever so much. Seriously.
If I didn't have your journal to read, VR life would be so boring I would scream and bash my head against the wall. You have made VR a little less dull since you came back.
MeanMeanMrTu
01:44 Jun 17 2010
We are not sure at this juncture...perhaps both!
Well thank you...just remember that when we get down there!
Nightgame
02:32 Jun 17 2010
Ah Mr. Tu, Michael is a pretty little boy but that JC Penney catalog will lead to some naughty ideals....
Now me I like the men's underwear section :)
thanatoswhisper
03:05 Jun 17 2010
giggles
Don't worry I am still reading your journal. Yes, that's right the crazy chic that keeps messaging you for no reason but to yammer. :P Keep writing!!!
MeanMeanMrTu
18:55 Jun 17 2010
Nightgame...too late!
MeanMeanMrTu
19:01 Jun 17 2010
Michael..."Mr. Tu...thana's nuts!"
Mr. Tu..."Yes she is Michael...yes she is."
Nedra
18:03 Jun 18 2010
Life would be so dull without these words!!
MeanMeanMrTu
19:12 Jun 18 2010
We thank you Nedra.
thanatoswhisper
02:54 Jun 19 2010
Nuts?
I was nuts once ......
crazy? I was crazy once! they locked me in a room! a WHITE room! it was full of penguins! WHITE penguins! they drove me crazy! crazy? Iwas crazy once...
Sinora
08:12 Jun 19 2010
Things just would'nt be the same without hearing from the both of ya.
ThothLestat
03:27 Jun 21 2010
splendid as ever!
MeanMeanMrTu
20:41 Jun 25 2010
Thank you Mr. Thotherson.